save the humans

Hiya!

Ooh so I'm in that exciting moment in my life where I have to always be preparing for exams at the end of the year whilst loking for/ applying to universities bleh bleh bleh, complicated stuff, university is expensive, i'm having trouble assembling a portfolio and yeah I'd rather run away to Estonia with Boy George or more realistically become a grape harvester or maybe become a member of Kidz Bop ( I'm actually curious now about what age is too old to be a kidz bop kid.)
>>> Okay I searched for a good 20 minutes and my results are inconclusive- hopefully they hire 17 year olds that can't sing and that puberty has neglected- technically, I still look like I'm 12, I shouldn't have much trouble

also also, carreer-wise, my boyfriend and I were discussing how fun it would be to be the dude who walks around with an awesome vest and a flashlight in a movie theatre and checks IDs and tells teens to stop making out and stuff. An usher, that's it eureka!! Also there was a brief debate as to whether that job still exists. Please contact me if it does, I'll send you my application right away.

anyways I like to think that I've been busy

I needed to practice line art, so I messed with this drawing that I did September last year (here below) haha still  too lazy to make the scroll or the shading look right

yar dee har with school back in full throttle, the dearly beloved doodles have returned, along with sketchbook doodads yay

haha too sleepy to spell properly i guess ha emily wake up, you're missing a U

it's just one of those drawings that looks better in any other angle than the one it was originally drawn in hah

okay love you bye bye now take care

-em

I'm gonna go back to a face not a mask

ahoy! vacation induced lack of productivity!

hah I'm not gonna complain, I've gone places, I've read quite a bit, eaten a lot, slept tons, been a contented little bundle of uselessness, i've had a ton of fun!! so that's cool I guess c: .°







what's not so cool is that the little amount of stuff i've drawn looks like butt


but i'm posting it anyways for the sake of posting
                     

                         


                         it ain't so good ya feel

                                 meh



boo i'm so lazy

most of these are from le sketchbook-

oh! also- the website with just my craps!! bleh the drawings kinda suck on there and they're all already on this here blob BUT there are photos i've never posted on here that i'm kinda proud of- my camera spends a lotta time being a bit of a turd, so i guess i get a bit over excited when something looks halfway decent  heh

yeah, the web address is rather abysmal, yes, but i'm broke and can't get meeself a domain name

here here  http://andersonemily.wix.com/procrastinart 

-em

No. Stop. Every time you do that another Adam Sandler movie is made

☼  too much to study - too little brain ☼




hi by the way hope you're well

ink & watercollllloooouuurrrrr

kay bye bye now take care

-em

if brains were dynamite you could blow the fuzz off a peach

YO.

Basically I should be working right now but yeah. I'm not. Too much too much homies too much heh. Exams are soon here, which means vacation is right around the coRNER AND I AM PUMPED (for the vacation bit, not the exams ayy i ain't masochistic)

Aaaanypoo, that's basically all I've got to say, cos the closest I've come to having a social life lately was that time I ordered pizzas. That was a good day. Oh wait! Summer is officially here which is a pretty big deal I gotta say~ i finally acknowledged that when i woke up at 4:30 AM this morning, all sweaty, flailing my arms around in an effort to annhialate a mosquito that was trying to turn my leg into a BMX track, and I realised that it was light outside.  Yeah, I can positively say that summer is here.


Drawing with a bad french literary pun yarh first I've painted something in like a month gah depressing

ah can't remember the source of the image i used to draw this lad ah sorry

Hi right~ went down to this super mysterious cage by my house and ha i nearly walked through a large cobweb with a fairly huge spider on it and i heard something and i swear i saw a snake and yeah fear haha. But hey, the place is super cool and pretty and cool and I like it despite the fact that the things that live in its proximity want me dead ♡♡♡♡♡ seriously tho, my stubborn-sometimes-pain-in-the-butt camera doesn't do it justice

Underneath the cage; kay lemme explain~ over the years, it has collapsed, and so here's the upper side where you can still walk in it. Further down where the entrance is, there's a tonn of thorns growing off the top of the cage down to the ground forming some sort of spiky wall (I took photos of all of that, but my camera refused to focus and so all them pictures look nasty- but yess, in the photo slightly above, you can kinda get the idea..?) so yes, this is where i got in, through a hole on top of the cage. if you walk towards the right of where the photo was taken,  the cage covers the ground, so you can walk on top of it.

ooh so eery

on top

aaaand xperimental shot, cardboard and monopoly house painted white heh. Gonna try another time when I'm more patient with my camera bleh

And here! you don't know what my face looks like, but now you know what my skeleton looks like. Wooh we gettin' intimate real quick here heh but yiss. Had to get an x-ray cos I sound like an elderly person every time I move

 

-em